Dear Diary, today I had a day with Bill. We were on the computer and found more classified emails that needed to be deleted! Long story short, that hard drive met my two best friends: sledgehammer and bleachbit, and has been tossed in the . The 2020 Presidential campaign is and it’s becoming more and more clear that they need me to run. These candidates don't have a clue how to beat Trump. But I do! All I need to do is visit and tell them I'm sorry for forgetting they existed. And if that doesn't work, I'll just ask for help from a spy in since nobody cared that I paid that British spy, Christopher Steele, for the fake dossier last time... return home

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