Dear Admissions, as a proud Native American, I'm sure I would make a addition to the student body. Diversity is crucial in life and I want to share my unique experience growing up on the plains of as a member of the with fellow students. If admitted to this university I would lead the initiative personally to all student fees for the Students for Israel and begin instituting Boycott-Divest-Sanction policies against Israel as well as lead the to lobby the state legislature to give taxpayer funded benefits to illegal immigrants. My for billionaires might alarm you and your donors, as their generosity helps to keep the lights on, but rest assured I actually some billionaires - just as long as nobody knows. I am looking forward to attending this university. I just hope I can find an apartment with a closet enough for all my Native American headdresses. return home

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