It’s an honor to be speaking here today. I’d especially like to give a big hello to my son’s friends in Ukraine, be sure to keep the coming. I’d also like to thank the mainstream media and for handing me this nomination, despite my best efforts. Kamala and I are proud to be the most duo in history, and we guarantee this administration will make very proud. Donald Trump claimed he would make America great again. This administration is going to make America again. You can bet I’ve learned my lesson from , and we won’t be having any repeats of either. When I’m faced with real issues, you can rest assured I will deflect them by bringing up . I have just one request for you all to help Team Joe: Let me hide out in my bunker in until election day. Oh, and visit Joe 30330. return home

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